Despite it being ridiculously hot today, I decided to go out and run when I got home from school at 3:00. That's partly because I was bored, and partly because my coworkers complain that my pasty whiteness blinds them. I ended up running about 2.5 miles at about a 8.5-minute mile pace. Even if you're not impressed with that, I am.

I need to thank a few of you for making this possible. First, Gwen Stefani, Avril Lavigne and John Denver, for singing to me while I ran. But most importantly, Steve Jobs for letting them come with me.

Thank you.

Oh, and Bob was right; cold showers are amazing!