Ok, forget Superman Returns

Target has special edition guitars signed by Brian Bell from Weezer! They go on sale on Sunday the 26th of November in the year 2006 only at Target. Seriously. I must have one.

I know have only learned one song on guitar (a Weez song obviously), but I'm sure that this guitar will inspire me to learn the rest of Weezer's songs. Or at least the rest or the Sweater Song.

I have something that I need to bring to your attention. No, not you in the three-cornered hat; the guy in the back. You, with the hair. Yes you.

My 22nd birthday ever is on November 28th, and Superman Returns is released on November 28th. So, Superman comes out November 28th and I came out on November 28th. See the coincidentalyness? ...coincidentalness? ...coincidence.

I offer up this tidbit to ease the stress that I know you've been under, trying to find me a gift. I was at first a bit hesitant to tell you this, because the last time I told the World-Wide Web what I wanted, nobody got it for me. But I have faith that you will come through for me this year.

P.S. - You can still get the best Batmobile in the history of ever here. It comes complete with Armatas Secretas!

So I was going to Albertson's tonight to stock-up on the essentials (tortilla chips and cheese for nachos) and I decided to go back to get some Go-Gurt as well. As I walked back to the refrigerated section, I passed a table that had some random toys on it.

Being a mature adult, I was not too interested in some simple children's toys. But I did see one very interesting thing out of the corner of my eye. I stopped and just stared for minutes on end. I must apologize to my friend Ruth, because she was working tonight and probably had to clean up the drool.

There it was, buried under a Barbie Doll and a Darth Vader voice changer. The Batmobile! This wasn't just any Batmobile, this was an exact replica (only smaller) of the Batmobile in Batman Begins. It was awesome! It had three (3) buttons for realistic Batmobile sounds and "Secret missiles," or, for the Espanol inclined, "Armatas Secretas."

This was the most amazing Batmobile I have ever seen! And I speak from experience, having owned 3 in the past. And I realized at that moment that I must have it. Alas, I did not have $34.99 plus tax with me at the time, but a wonderful thought came to me; there are only 15 days until my birthday, and someone must love...like...tolerate me enough to spend that much on me for my birthday.

So, you have about two weeks to gather-up $34.99 plus tax and purchase it from your friendly neighborhood Albertson's. Here's a suggestion: have a car wash to get the money. Steal the money. Sell a kidney. What ever it takes for me to have that Batmobile, I am willing to have you do.